Hopmouth

I never want to knock a beer, but... There's no flavor here! Sure, you can taste the bitter from the hops, but mostly you get a swig of water, a peak of hop, and then a non-existent finish. According to the label "Go big or go home!" In the words of Frank Zappa, "Maybe you should stay with yo' mama..."

Tasting notes: Bland except for the hops. Zero finish.

Stats:

• Alcohol Content: 8% by volume